"I’m the only one that cares about you"
when you hear those words, you turn tail and run as fast as you can. you run before it’s too late. These words are an abuse tactic
you are worth the world, and never, even in your darkest, believe that this one person is the only one who gives a shit. I have seen the kindness of strangers and friends alike, and you are not unloved. do not believe them.
Jenny Holzer, “Survival Series”
"If you had behaved nicely the communists wouldn’t exist" lol
Some punk in a Sharks hat got to kiss you cheek? Luck bastard better have said thank you
he was a gentleman about it- only took 10 takes >:\
this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
#says the virgin, #who lit the candle, #and resurrected the witches